YOU SURVIVED CHICKENPOX as a child. Tiny red dots. Oatmeal baths. You thought you’d paid your dues. You thought you were free.
Wrong.
Decades later, your immune system blinks — distracted by stress, poor sleep, a bad diet, menopause, aging, or just life — and your childhood virus comes roaring out of retirement like a washed-up celebrity demanding a comeback tour.
That, my dear, is shingles.
This is not “just a rash.” This is the varicella-zoster virus — the same polite little germ that caused chickenpox — waking up and choosing violence. It doesn’t knock. It kicks the door in, sets your nerves on fire, and rearranges your plans.
Because it has a flair for drama, shingles usually attacks one side of the body, tracing the path of your nerves like a malicious art project. One moment you’re fine. The next, your skin feels branded.
‘Acupuncture isn’t a magical delete button for the virus. But it can calm an overexcited nervous system and tone down pain signals.Research suggests it can reduce chronic nerve pain, improve sleep, ease burning and stabbing sensations, and support overall nervous system balance.’
Common symptoms include:
▪ A painful, blistering rash
▪ Burning, tingling, or stabbing sensations
▪ Extreme sensitivity to touch (your clothes become the enemy)
▪ Fatigue, mild fever, and strong “Who did I anger in a past life?” energy
The blisters eventually dry up. They crust. They heal. Congratulations.
But sometimes, the real nightmare is just getting started.
Postherpetic Neuralgia: The Souvenir Nobody Asked For
Meet Postherpetic Neuralgia (PHN) — the uninvited guest that refuses to leave. It’s chronic nerve pain that can last months… even years after the rash disappears.
Shingles doesn’t just annoy your nerves. It damages them. And damaged nerves become theatrical divas, firing off fake pain signals.
PHN can feel like:
▪ Persistent burning
▪ Electric shock sensations
▪ Sharp, random stabbing pain
▪ Allodynia — pain from things that shouldn’t hurt:
▪ Bedsheets
▪ Clothing
▪ A light breeze
▪ Even a loving hug (rude)
It’s not imagination.
It’s not weakness.
It’s neurological chaos caused by a virus with unresolved childhood issues.
Your risk increases after 50 because the immune system doesn’t age like fine wine. It ages like milk abandoned on the counter.
Long-term effects may include:
▪ Chronic, life-interrupting nerve pain
▪ Sleep problems (because pain does not respect bedtime)
▪ Mood changes, anxiety, and depression
▪ Vision problems if the face or eyes are affected
▪ A serious decline in quality of life
This isn’t rare. This isn’t dramatic. This is medical reality.
Can Acupuncture Help?
Acupuncture isn’t a magical delete button for the virus. But it can calm an overexcited nervous system and tone down pain signals.
Research suggests it can reduce chronic nerve pain, improve sleep, ease burning and stabbing sensations, and support overall nervous system balance.
It works best as an adjunct medical treatment — not a replacement for antivirals or doctor-prescribed therapies. And if needles scare you, remember: so does feeling like invisible bees are electrocuting you.
Prevention: Stop Ignoring It
There is a shingles vaccine, and it significantly lowers your risk of both shingles and long-term nerve pain. It’s generally recommended for adults 50 and over.
People skip it because: “I feel fine.”
“I don’t like injections.”
“It won’t happen to me.”
Know this, the virus doesn’t care. When it shows up, it arrives unannounced, uninvited, and completely unbothered by your opinions.
Final Reality Check
If you’ve had shingles and the pain is still hanging around, that’s not you being dramatic. That’s nerve damage demanding attention.
Talk to your healthcare provider about antiviral medication, nerve pain therapies, supportive treatments (including acupuncture), and the shingles vaccine if you never had it.
Early treatment matters. Waiting it out is not a personality trait.
Your body remembers things you’d rather forget. The virus definitely does. And your nerves? They are not letting this go.
By The Certified Prick — Serving health truths with sarcasm and zero apologies