Saturday, November 8, 2025

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Can Music Really Help Fight Cancer? Science Says It Just Might

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE lying on a hospital bed, not hooked up to chemo — but to a sound system playing Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5. Instead of bracing for side effects, you’re tapping your toes and humming along, while your cancer cells quietly tap out. No, this isn’t a fever dream or a new teleserye plot twist — it’s science. Real, legit science.

Researchers, led by Dr. Márcia Alves Marques Capella (who clearly has the coolest job ever), discovered that classical music —yes, the same dramatic kind that plays when you accidentally drop your phone screen-first— might have the power to kill cancer cells. In controlled lab tests, Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 yes, that one with the iconic “duh-duh-duh-duuuh” intro — managed to destroy about 20 percent of cancer cells in lab rats, all while leaving healthy cells untouched. That’s right —Beethoven, centuries after going deaf, might still be saving lives.

‘What if music became part of our healing arsenal, like a trusty hot compress or your mom’s chicken noodle soup? Filipinos have always known that music is more than background noise —it’s therapy.’

KIND OF MUSIC
And it’s not just Beethoven getting all the medical applause. Ligeti’s “Atmosphères,” which sounds like the kind of music you’d hear during a creepy sci-fi scene or when you’re trying to summon your last ounce of patience in EDSA traffic, also showed cancer-fighting potential.

Apparently, some cancer cells are drama queens — they can’t handle a bit of dissonant tension and crumble under musical pressure.

So, what’s going on here? Researchers believe that the vibrations, frequencies, and rhythms in music may influence cells at a microscopic level.

Think of it like this: if your tita’s karaoke version of “My Way” can make a barangay dog howl and the neighbor move to another house, maybe certain songs can shake cancer cells into submission.

But wait, there’s more.

Dr. Capella’s team in Brazil is now testing local beats like samba and funk. That got me thinking… What if OPM hits could join the medical frontline? Imagine blasting “Anak” or “Tala” in an operating room. Or maybe cancer cells just can’t stand the intense emotions in Morissettes version of “Gusto Ko Nang Bumitaw” and voluntarily pack up.

SOUND THERAPY
Now, before you sell your chemo stock for a Spotify subscription, let’s be clear —it’s early days.

No doctor is going to prescribe a Bruno Mars playlist in place of radiation just yet. But this research opens a fascinating new avenue: what if sound therapy could support traditional treatments? What if music became part of our healing arsenal, like a trusty hot compress or your mom’s chicken noodle soup?

Filipinos have always known that music is more than background noise —it’s therapy.

We sing when we’re heartbroken, when we’re stuck in traffic, and even while doing laundry. Who knew our love for music might one day help fight the biggest battle of all?

So, the next time someone says “music saved me,” take it seriously. It might not just be a metaphor. It could be the future of medicine—complete with a killer soundtrack.

Cue: “Eye of the Tiger” in the background.

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Gwenn Canlas is a certified and seasoned acupuncturist dedicated to guiding people achieve their health and wellness goals. She believe that balance within the body enhances both physical and emotional well-being.