Wednesday, September 3, 2025

CERTIFIED PRICK
Nitric Oxide – The Molecule Of Life (Not A Boy Band)

IF YOU’VE NEVER heard of nitric oxide, don’t worry. It’s not the name of a K-pop group, though honestly, if there were a group called NO, they’d probably have sold-out concerts at Araneta by now. Instead, nitric oxide is a humble, invisible gas molecule in your body that works harder than a call center agent on the graveyard shift—no coffee breaks, no overtime pay, just endless hustle.

WHAT IT IS

Nitric oxide (NO) is your body’s natural traffic enforcer. It tells your blood vessels to relax, widen, and let blood flow freely. Without it, your circulation would be like rush hour on EDSA—jammed, chaotic, and guaranteed to raise your blood pressure. With it, your arteries feel more like the Skyway on a Sunday morning—smooth sailing all the way.

In medical speak, NO boosts oxygen delivery, regulates blood pressure, and helps your cells communicate like a well-oiled group chat (the rare kind without toxic relatives).

WHY IT MATTERS

When your nitric oxide levels are humming along, life feels better: more energy, sharper focus, stronger workouts, and a happier heart. Athletes love it. Doctors respect it. And yes—because I know you’re wondering—it’s sometimes nicknamed “nature’s Viagra.” I’ll let you connect those dots while pretending not to giggle.

IGNORE IT AND…

Skip out on nitric oxide and you’re basically signing up to feel like an old jeepney: noisy, slow, leaking smoke, and breaking down too often. Low NO is linked to high blood pressure, poor endurance, fatigue, and circulation issues. In short, it’s the medical equivalent of being stuck in Divisoria traffic at 6 p.m. on a payday Friday.

‘When your nitric oxide levels are humming along, life feels better: more energy, sharper focus, stronger workouts, and a happier heart. Athletes love it. Doctors respect it.’

LIFE HACKS FOR MORE NO

Luckily, you don’t need a prescription or a fancy gadget. Here are a few simple ways to keep your nitric oxide levels singing:

1. Eat nitrate-rich foods – Load up on pechay, malunggay, kamote tops, and  egg plant. Your arteries will thank you. Bonus: they’re cheaper than supplements if you buy them in the local market 

2. Do short bursts of exercise – High-intensity moves like squats or jumping jacks boost NO naturally. No need for hours at the gym; four minutes can do wonders.

3. Try the “Nitric Oxide Dump” – It’s a quick, 4-minute breathing though your nose-and-movement workout designed to pump up NO. Think of it as Zumba’s nerdy cousin.

4. Catch some sunlight – Not just for Vitamin D. Your skin also helps trigger nitric oxide release. Just don’t stay out long enough to resemble lechon.

ACUPUNCTURE ANGLE

Now here’s where the needles come in. Studies show acupuncture improves circulation and even stimulates nitric oxide release. Think of it as giving your blood vessels a pep rally, complete with pom-poms and a marching band. Your arteries get the message: “Relax, open up, let the good times flow.” It’s a natural, drug-free way to boost the very molecule your body depends on.

LOCAL COLOR

Here in the Philippines, we all know traffic kills circulation faster than cholesterol. One hour in EDSA gridlock and your legs are already plotting revenge. But the good news is that inside your body, things don’t have to be that way. With the right habits—and maybe a little acupuncture—your arteries can feel less like EDSA and more like an expressway.

PUNCHLINE

So if you want better blood flow, more energy, and a healthier heart, don’t say no to NO. Say “Yes” to nitric oxide—the hardest working gas you never knew you had.

TILL NEXT TIME

–Gwenn The Certified Prick

Not your doctor. Just the voice in your head saying, “You know I’m right.”

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Gwenn Canlas
Gwenn Canlas
Gwenn Canlas is a certified and seasoned acupuncturist dedicated to guiding people achieve their health and wellness goals. She believe that balance within the body enhances both physical and emotional well-being.